Anonymous asked:
you need to change your username... “yes i’m 5’1” and ALMOST 3/4”
yes-im-only-5ft1 answered:
That’s what my nurse told me today when she measured me. She said “5’1 aaaaaaand ALMOST ¾. You can call yourself 5’2 if you want”
i’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room
This. This right here. This is my exact level of narcissism.
Mahmoud Darwish, from Almond Blossom & Beyond: Poems; “Happy, I Know Not Why,”
and how exactly am i supposed to find love in a world where no one will say “you have bewitched me body and soul” to me as a pickup line unironically??? that’s what i thought






